In back, there's a couple of guys playing pool. "Ha, ha, ha, ha!" He says, "You fucking idiot, man! You got it in everything except the glass! You owe me $300 punta." Guy goes, "Excuse me just one-one little second." Goes in the back of the bar. He's like, "Ha, ha, ha, ha!" Piss dripping off his face. One night is all that stands between them and freedom. With pictures of Salma Hayek and George Clooney, it has something for. So, bartender, he's laughing his fuckin' ass off. Seanbaby shows his love for Dusk Till Dawn with this page about the film. He pissin' on the stools, on the floor, on the phone, on the bartender! He's pissing everywhere *except* the fucking glass! Right? Okay. And he-he's pisses all over the place, man. Tagged 'tbt,' the post contains two GIFs from the 1996 action-horror movie, From Dusk Till Dawn, in which Hayek was cast as a snake-wielding vampire stripper.
Dick, glass, dick, glass, dick, glass, dick, glass, dick, glass, dick, glass, dick, glass. Legendary actress Salma Hayek broke one of her most famous scenes out of the vault this afternoon, titillating her 12 million Instagram followers. You're tryin' to tell me you'll bet me $300 that you can piss, standing over here, way over there into that glass, and not spill a single drop?" Customer looks up and says, "That's right." Bartender says, "Young man, you got a bet." The guy goes, "Okay, here we go. He says, "Now wait, let me get this strait. I mean, we're talking, like, this glass is like a good ten feet away. Since you'll be my dog, your new name will be 'Spot'. Salma Hayek Is Glowing See Her Makeup-Free Selfies She has come a long way since that role, going on to star in 1996’s From Dusk Till Dawn, 1999’s Wild Wild West and Dogma that same year. And at my command, you'll lick the dog shit from my boot heel. I'm gonna bet you $300 that I can piss into that glass over there and not spill a single, solitary drop." The bartender looks. Why Because I don't think you're worthy of human blood. Says, "Bartender, I got me a bet for you. This guy comes into a bar, walks up to the bartender.
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